Very Great Song Lyric

The Wollenstine

Let me portray to you the ramifications of my words
In a way that you will truly understand, understand
You must listening very carefully to me now, Hear me Now!
Or you will be lost forever and for all of time

It’s an alternate dimension from where you are:
The crumbling reality of this tiny universe
While the others were slipping out of sight
I. went. Down. In. to. The. Wol-len-stine (this line sung in a low, slow voice)

Let me tell it to you all again and again
So that you will be able to finally see, finally see
You must listening very carefully to me now, Hear me Now!
Or you will be lost forever and for all of time

(Spoken portion)
The Wollenstine is a dimension where one may go to escape the
inevitable, slow collapse of time. It’s true that once you get there, you
can’t come back and you exist not as a creature, but as a kind of
elastic static-electric phenomena, but at least you exist!

Let me portray to you the ramifications of my words
In a way that you will truly understand, understand
You must listening very carefully to me now, Hear me Now!
Or you will be lost forever and for all of time

It’s an alternate dimension from where you are:
The crumbling reality of this tiny universe
While the others were slipping out of sight
I. went. Down. In. to. The. Wol-len-stine (this line screamed like Jim Morrison)

Note: if we would have had lyrics like this in the 60s, we wouldn't have had to revolt. This would have been revolting enough, y'all.