Trouble Every Day: Moron

January 11, 2007

At 12:11 PM, microdot said...: You're wrong about the carpet cleaner, the glazed expression, moronic droop of the eyelids and glassy dull film over the eyeballs are indicticative of motor oil additives, such as STP which after habitually usage will eventually lead to actual cerebral shrinkage and motor problems, such as slurred speech and a tendancy to ignore any advice that contradicts the imaginary voice in his intestines.
In the old days, we used to give problem cases like this a good strong coffee enema and shut them up in the shed for a few days...but today? We molly coddle these kids! HAH!
At 12:02 AM, SpiffyTurtle said...: Yesterday during a talk given by a woman with autistic spectrum disorder who also has become a doctor, I learned that both autistic people and politicians have a higher than average toxic loads in their bodies.

Microdot is onto something. K
At 10:48 AM, Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B said...: W and Toxic Loads, W and Toxic Loads, hm...