My White Afro Gets Snagged in An Overhead Oil Rig Jib By Il Condescendo

Now my friends, the stock lecture on Virtue.

Virtue is damned good
Every day out in the wood
Its going to get you out of the mood
Peckerwood rambulance in the nude

Swerving peccadillos of silence
Maneuver beyond the grandiloquence
Of yammering infestations of science
Putting your weary ass into a trance

But virtue is no damned good if you wait
Trotting across the dew-dappled field too late
Your floppy down be-smeared hairy pate
A consequence of your overnight date