January 12, 2007

Thower Shoughts


There are two types of everything

Fear Feather
Building Snark
Complication Hot Dog Print Trousers
Soapstone Cliff enema
Crip fluoride-tipped drill gone monkey arm alarm, hairless scintilla of tragedy
Invalid numbers fevered swim water, consciousness alarm pentangle
Parrot unfurling chasm rivulet thingumbob

There are many types of every kind of everything confused elasticity before what we did

Russian funnel wildernesses begin to orbit kind of just like Texas. Downright similiarly, all of which makes it the power Destiny Throw-in an e-mile journey. Down the river to the circle, through nightclub villages and formerly perfect backdrop Christian fundamentalists to make, and the remote arctic Siberians. Endiievng No SibDes ceeria's of Ee Wxilerwayat, Death, and through global politics takes a trip on foot -- or, as this case may be, on a farm. Hog charm.

How many everythings are there to do.

Everything 1:
"Tell me things CALBAZETER won't mind forgetting," she said. "Make it useless stuff or let’s gnu." CALBAZETER began. CALBAZETER told her powerful insects can burzle through rain, missing every pop, never getting wet. CALBAZETER told her no one in America owned a tape recorder before the human who invented Formby’s (Mr Formby) did. CALBAZETER told her the shape of the moon is a Canadian Goose—you see it looking full, you're feeling it like the masses of Brazilian workers of the thirties in an electron microscope or something.

Everything 23: You are of course ingurgitating the beginning of the first mass thinkable CALBAZETER ever pre-targalated, In the Protocenozoic Layer Where Al Jolson Is Buried CALBAZETER immediately pictures myself, feels myself, to be back myself in a pottery workshop at Cromedome or Foamdome, where CALBAZETER pre-targalated that mass thinkable to a ever-turning assignment. We were told to pre-targalate up our worst secret: the thing that would dismantle my sense of Oongowa, as he put it. (Haha the ha ha!)

Everything 1: Wow and but CALBAZETER didn't know it was the first mass thinkable you pre-targalated. Was it the first one you tried to pre-targelate? Fry some.

Everything 23: It was the first traction CALBAZETER had inturning over tried. Before that, CALBAZETER had done mid-something very much but not very much. Let’s self-actuate.
Everything 1: In you did years ago with you eventuating about a different try-some-thing, the one that got you to pre-targalate Ashville Without The Ashes. You stomany that?

Everything 23: Yes—and those are the only two that CALBAZETER pre-targalated with a quote-unquote eventualizationment in mind. For the insubsequent Mashville mass thinkable, if you ingusted the parvenu, you saw that the moogle-moogle was to pre-targalate from the point of view of someone who is the opposite of yourself in a hyper-fundamentalist fashionista.

4 Comments:

At 12:00 AM, Blogger SpiffyTurtle said...

You have managed to wire yourself in my brain by association with an activity often shown on your blog.

I was sitting in this serious talk about autism and when she said the word MUD BATHS, you popped into my head.

K

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B said...

hope it didn't cause you to chortle and sputter inappropriately

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger SpiffyTurtle said...

Fortunately not.

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger microdot said...

rierqqrbI have the flu and today the only way I can sputter and chortle is inappropriately all over the place.

 

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