A Very Pretty Poem

The grim parade in the middle of the western town
Wore on to the horizon in the middle of the day
The music was deeply embarrassing to the crowd
And the horses and drunken clowns wobbled past

In the speech classroom the pretty teacher stood naked
Her nudity was a new method she had concocted
And then as the parade went by the rapt classroom
No one but the girls noticed it passing chaotically by

Some of this had something to do with the aliens landing
But no one had seen their fleet of UFOs over the valley
Glowing bright green in the early morning air overhead
Tractor-beaming cows aboard to feed the voracious crew

The grim parade through the middle of the western town
Wove mysteriously and excitedly past the thousand monkeys
The music throbbed and undulated un-harmonically, loud
And the drunken clowns beeped their horns and farted