Bond 22 Will Be a Hum Dinger

Bond 22 Will be a Hum Dinger

Press Release Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. and Sony Pictures Entertainment, solemnly promise that the 22nd James Bond adventure will be released by Columbia Pictures on May 2nd, 2008 with Daniel Craig reprising the role of the legendary British secret agent and will be a real hum dinger.

The story for the latest James Bond film produced by the franchise holders, EON Productions will involve the famous British Secret Agent competing sexually with super-heroes like the Batman and Green Arrow. In fact, the film will center on random, trashy, athletic sex contests. In one groovy sequence, Bond and the Flash will have a “sex race”, copulating their way across an acre of undulating Bond girls in a sexual competition for "fastest man alive".

"As we look fondly backward at CASINO ROYALE and all the green green money it generated, we couldn't be more ignited about the direction the franchise is heading with Daniel Craig. Daniel has taken the origins of Ian Fleming's James Bond portraying, with emotional complexity, a darker and edgier 007," said Wilson and Broccoli in unison.

The prestigious film franchise created by the late producer, Albert R. (Cubby) Broccoli, was launched in 1962 with DR. NO starring Sean Connery, who went on to play James Bond in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, GOLDFINGER, THUNDERBALL, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE and DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. George Lazenby had one outing as 007, in ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, before Roger Moore took over the role in LIVE AND LET DIE, THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN, THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, MOONRAKER, FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, OCTOPUSSY and A VIEW TO A KILL. Timothy Dalton later inherited the role and played the famed spy in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS and LICENCE TO KILL. The most recent James Bond was Pierce Brosnan, who starred in the global blockbusters GOLDENEYE, TOMORROW