A Great Worldwide Depression Has Settled In For A Long Stay:

Even Former U2 Frontman Bono is broke and scrounging for potatoes

“See, I told you that no one but Jesus suffered more than I”, he said, still flashing his penchant for hyperbole when spotted in a Dublin squat.

Mad Dictator Takes Control in Germany

The new German Chancellor has vowed revenge on “The Jews, the Muslims, Africans, Asians, Latinos, men and all other ‘non-German-women-types’ through the new order she has set in motion.”

United States De-Composes into Hostile Duchys

While its true that the people of Guam have long been nurtured by their ability to spot waterfowl, at no other time have they exerted colonial hegemony on foreign lands. Of the 99 American Duchys of the former United States and Canada, Guamanians rule some 47, with outsized influence in 17 others. The fierce in-fighting between the Guamanian duchys has reached Homeric proportions.

Young auras of the rodmen

Last but not the leased: “The outmen vacate FUBAR token women aught nose opted sheeting and their blimp round knowledge of them.”