Woe is a me bop

The life of the wrong kind of baseball fan is one of constant sorrow: for instance, what are the damned White Sox trying to do to me now? They were 12.5 games ahead just last month and now they are only 4 games ahead with the last 6 games of the season against the 2nd place Cleveland Indians. What in the?

I am a man of constant sorrow
I seen trouble all my days
I left my home in old Chicago
Place I was born and probably raised

I started rooting for the White Sox
When I was a boy of 10 years old
Those A-Holes play like they have small pox
While Cleveland sneaks up on the gold