Basketball Helmet McDivin Blows a tunnel out with a Ray
Last night I was sleeping out in the Great Out of Doors as it was a beautiful late spring night with a full moon. At one point, I awoke and looked out from the woods I was in to the open meadow and saw it funny looking guy standing there, looking straight ahead, like he was immortalized or something.
He was wearing this big stupid helmet or hat that looked like a glowing basketball, which I thought was a little bit different from the way you usually get it. I was like shaking my head and squinting to take it all in. Also, the guy wasn’t moving at all, just standing there, like a pointer dog, staring straight ahead. It was like a statue with a glowing basketball shell fitted over its head.
Then, the basketball started to luminesce slightly and the area around the dude turned gray. “What the eff?” I thought to me myself. “What kind of out-in-the-wilds deal is this? What’s goin’ on over here?” The guy moved ahead slightly and then shot a big red ray out of his head straight ahead of him with a burning smell coming off of it. It was a big, powerful ray, about five feet wide after it shot away from his face. I noticed that the basketball had turned a bright orange, about the shade of a tangerine while he was shooting the ray out. There were also red things in the air around the dude while he was shooting and the air was dark black. When he stopped shooting, everything went immediately back to like when I first saw him. “Damn!” I thought. “This dude must be very powerful!”
Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful!
Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful! Very, very powerful!
Next thing, the power dude started to trudge very, very slowly forward. You could hardly tell he was moving, he was trudging along so slowly. It was like:
T…..R….U…..D……G…….E (Stop) T…..R….U…..D……G…….E
T…..R….U…..D……G…….E (Stop) T…..R….U…..D……G…….E
T…..R….U…..D……G…….E (Stop) T…..R….U…..D……G…….E
Suddenly he stopped and shouted, “My name is MCDIVIN!” And then he proceeded trudging along ahead again.
After he was well out of sight, I moved toward the direction he was trudging and spied a large tunnel burnt into the ground. McDivin was trudging into it. Feeling drowsy, I went back and went to my sylvan bed, but had trouble going back to sleep, thinking about what I had seen. At last I re-dozed off to slumberland.
In the morning the tunnel was gone. I felt like a real hickenlooper.
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