Great Pick Up Lines (They worked on Jessica Simpson)

Hey, what’s wrong with your face?

What is that thing on your lip?

Did your nose get broken or something?

You must look like your old man!

Where are you dancing tonight?

You would look good about half as big as you are.

If you buy me drinks I might get drunk enough to go home with you.

How much?

Do you have any STDs?

Take the mask off now!

Wow, I like fat women!

You must have been pretty ten years ago.