Powerful Thinking a.k.a. "Thinking Powerfully"

Today, said the raconteur, I will discuss thinking powerfully, as well as do it myself, said I. Ah, to think powerfully is a real boon to me and to mankind, as well. First, I clear all thoughts except the will to think powerful thoughts from my head. Sometimes this is hard to do: cleaning out the head. I drink mead, not too much, but just enough to get mildly tweaked. You may prefer some other slightly brain-emptying process or substance. Pacing back and forth is sometimes good for some physical types. Or rocking back and forth. Or having sex with a big, gorgeous woman. That's very powerful. One time I had sex with a woman who was 6 feet tall, had red hair and weighed about 180 pounds. Oh, lordy! I couldn't stop myself and didn't want to. After that my brain was so empty I thought very powerfully. Jeez, I wonder if I still have her name and number around here somewhere. Gretchen, hey wassup? Yeah, you know. Yeah. Hey, whyn't I come over and we can recapture the grandeur sort of like. You put on some weight? Cool! Yeah, I'm stoked just thinking here. A shower? Sure thing. Yeah, I'm good and rested, why? Oh, oh, yeah damn yeah! Wow, you haven't changed a bit.