I'm A Genius, If You Discount My Innate Stupidity

...which can be said of nearly ennybody. Know what I'm saying?

I figure there are more than two ways to meet a squirrel. When you see a similar squirrel in the same place, its the same squirrel. Once, I came across a sub-species of squirrel-simian hybrids known as SQUIRRILLAS. They were smart and dangerous. Also, those little gorilla heads set atop squirrel bodies was more than a little unnerving.

but I digress!

don't steal this intellectual property. I'm warning you now. Something someone said started simple and stayed startling