Another load of malarkey

A simple multiple-choice question.

Which of the following remains true throughout endless whistling?

a. The log fell off of the building, like a star falling from the sky.

b. The building fell from a star by falling in the log-like hue of the sky.

c. A sky-hued buildingfull of falling stars looks just like a log.

d. The tar falling dinglike jester with husky boots trots on his heels, justly funky. Would you be helioceptered gallingfully to the unfilled, unfailed klieg-glot while an ingrate whistles from above in the key of F? Astrife the unlit dimly uber-fellows and the lightened yellow yogis you loom like a huey, oh trash sky.