More pick-up lines, try 'em out this evening on the ladies

1. Don't worry babe, I can get past your face

2. Are you an engineer or something?

3. Your clothes must be retro, but what era were they 'in'?

4. You're a big ole gal, ain'tcha?

5. I dig the sloppy makeup

6. Flat women really turn me on

7. Have you considered plastic surgery?

8. I'm so horny that you look good to me

9. Want to go out back?

10. I was miserable til I came in here. I think even I can score here.

11. What the fuck are you dressed up as?

12. If you buy me a beer, I'll rub your ass

13. You remind me of my mother, except way bigger

14. The antique hooker look?

15. Who turned you out?

16. Can you stay quiet during sex?

17. I'll pretend to be straight if you'll pretend to be human

18. What, is the construction crew done with you?

19. Did I have sex with you before?

20. My, what tremendous thighs you have!