New TV Season Features "Lydia Goes Boom Boom"

In a bow to audiences with intelligence sharply spiking upward, ABC TV has unveiled a new fall schedule featuring the LSD Drama-Comedy, "Lydia Goes Boom Boom". The show, starring a revamped Terri Schiavo, directed by Pamela Anderson and written by Jessica Simpson is simply great.

Lydia, played by Schiavo, is a girl who just has to have it. Moreover, she has to have it while high on LSD. This enables the gag-writers, special effects crews, Ms Schiavo and dramatists to go completely hog-wild apeshit!

Everyone from Grandma to the Garbage Man to Little Elvis Jr will love this mess.

ABC clearly has an intelligent, witty, obscene winner on its hands.

Have a nice day, okay?