God Considers Taking Up Religion in today's big deal interview

Moi: You sure are big, you big dummy! Hey, everybody is wondering, what is your religion?
Big G: Huh? I dunno, I guess I don’t have one.
Moi: Hold up here! You want all of us humans to get all involved in religion, but then you’re saying you don’t have one. What the fug?
Big G: Who said I want humans involved in that?
Moi: You know, Jesus and the other word toters.
Big G: Huh. Well, whatever, but what would religion do for me? Why should I bother?
Moi: Damned if I know. (joke, joke) So, okay, that’s a weight off my mind. No religion? Like, dig it. What else?
Big G: Well, maybe religion’s good. Convince me.
Moi: You ever heard of Terri Schiavo?
Big G: No.
Moi: Pam Anderson?
Big G: Definitely.
Moi: Well, anyway Terrie Schiavo was about to recuperate from a vegetative state and the leftist media caused her to die, instead. She could have been a novelist or something. What do you think of that?
Big G: Yeah, I could see where I might want to get into religion over some of that. But what about Pam Anderson?
Moi: What about her?
Big G: Maybe I could get a date with her or something.
Moi: No doubt.
Big G: But, how could I do that?
Moi: Duh, make her materialize or whatever you do. You know, ‘poof’, ‘voila’, ‘activate’. Say something like that. You’re the Big G, for godsake.
Big G: Okay, but first I’m getting a private room doncha know.
Moi: Yeah, I could see that. So, do you think you’ll get religion off of Pam Anderson?
Big G: If that’s what it takes to get next to her, I don’t care.
Moi: For sure.