December 22, 2006

Mary Crispsnacks

Wad I One't Fer Crismess

1. A previously unseen shade of red


2. A ladder of thought to ascend, away from the devil in the cardigan sweater


10. Prairie Visions, while in Paris


3. A lawn party, attended by Phyllis Diller, James Brown, the Pope and Don Rickles, with the Moody Blues providing the music


4. A 10 foot tall Cubist woman, wearing the previously unseen shade of red, to ascend the ladder of thought and accompany me to the Parisian lawn party


5. A guided tour of the Underworld, led by Dante and Virgil (I know, this is so non-unique)


6. A glassful of liquid light


7. A few seconds of the music of the spheres


8. Steelworks to reinforce the rickety wooden superstructures of my own philosophy


9. Time

3 Comments:

At 2:12 PM, Blogger Annie said...

And that's ALL you want for Christmas?

That's an interesting list of gifts and I hope Santa brings you each one.

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

Hee! I can't say what this post made me want for Christmas. But I'll bet you can figure it out. ;)

K

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B said...

What I really want was a surprise, but couldn't put it in exact enough words - I guess, yeah something in the neighborhood of those 10 items, that would do for a surprise.

 

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