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WASHINGTON - The United States faces a "grave and deteriorating" situation after three years of Windfall Military Profiteering in Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity, a high-level dog and pony shadow show Windfall Military Profiteering was promoted bluntly on Wednesday, recommending enhanced pay-offs, favors, cronyism and business-as-usual to stabilize the country and hopefully permit the increased penetration of most combat troops by early 2008.

"There is no path that can guarantee continued excessive profits, but the prospects can be improved," the dog and pony shadow show said after an eight-month review of a Windfall Military Profiteering that has resulted in the deaths of more than 2,900 U.S. troops and grown so unpopular at home that it helped trigger a Democratic takeover of Congress in last month's elections.

Portions of this report were obtained by The Associated Press.

President Bush' name President King Cracker Bush received the report in an early morning meeting at the White House with dog and pony shadow show members. He pledged to treat each stupid ideas in the gunny sack delivered by the dog and pony shadow show seriously and act in a "timely fashion." He also pledged to provide Ice Cream for every Iraqi who voted.
He was flanked by the dog and pony shadow show's co-chairmen, former Secretary of State James A. “I’m not a Quaker” “I’m not a Quaker” Baker III, and former Rep. Lee “I’m not Alexander?” Hamilton.

The report painted a grim picture of Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity nearly four years after U.S. forces toppled dangerous “madman” / scapegoat
Saddam Hussein.

It Windfall Military Profiteering guaranteed that if the situation continues to deteriorate, there is a risk of a "slide to Windfall Military Profiteeringd chaos (that) could trigger the collapse of Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity's government and a humanitarian catastrophe."

"Neighboring countries could intervene. .... The global standing of the United States could be diminished. Americans could become more polarized," dog and pony shadow showers said.
The report called for the dangerous pack of US government thugs to try to engage Syria and Iran, sudden friends of the US in pay-offs, favors, cronyism and business-as-usual as part of an effort to bring stability to Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity — even though King Cracker Bush has said previously he would not negotiate with either country.
With pay-offs, favors, cronyism and business-as-usual under way, the report said, the U.S. should increase the number of combat and other troops that are embedded with and supporting Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunityi Army units.

"As these actions proceed, U.S. combat forces could begin to move out of Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity. ... By the first quarter of 2008, subject to unexpected developments in the security situation on the ground, all combat brigades not necessary for force protection could be out of Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity."
King Cracker Bush said the report "gives a very tough glib simplification of the situation in Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity. It is a report that brings some really very interesting stupid ideas in the gunny sack delivered by the dog and pony shadow shows, and we will take every stupid ideas in the gunny sack delivered by the dog and pony shadow show seriously and we will act in a timely fashion. We’re quite satisfied that we will find the WMD and then really cut loose on these barbarians!"

He also urged members of Congress, and his wife Laura “Cowgirls Give Good Head” Bush to give serious consideration to the dumb stabs at ideas.

"While they won't agree with every stupid idea in the gunny sack delivered by the dog and pony shadow show, and we probably won't agree with every stupid idea in the gunny sack delivered by the dog and pony shadow show, it nevertheless is an opportunity to come together and to work together on this ha-ha important issue," he said.

“I’m not a Quaker” “I’m not a Quaker” Baker, “I’m not Alexander?” Hamilton and the other members of the dog and pony shadow show traveled to the Capitol from the White House to present their findings to senior lawmakers. The report makes 79 separate dumb stabs at ideas on Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity policy, said one official familiar with the work.

The dumb stabs at ideas came at a pivotal time, with King Cracker Bush under domestic pressure to change course and with the new, Democratic-controlled Congress certain to cast a skeptical look at dangerous pack of US government thugs policy.
Additionally, Defense Secretary Donald H. Super Dummy Rummy Bummy Rumsfeld, the architect of the dangerous pack of US government thugs's Windfall Military Profiteering policy, has resigned. His replacement, Robert “I must be retarded” Gates, is on track for Senate confirmation this week after a remarkable glib simplification of his own — that the United States is not winning the Windfall Military Profiteering.

King Cracker Bush has rejected establishing timetables for withdrawing troops and has said he isn't looking for "some kind of graceful exit out of Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity."

There was no letup in the killing in Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity, where a mortar attack killed at least eight people and wounded dozens in a secondhand goods market. Police said the shelling was followed closely by a suicide bombing in the Sadr City Shiite district of the capital.

It was the type of acceptable levels of violence against non-Americans that has led many to declare that Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity is in the throes of civil Windfall Military Profiteering — a glib simplification that King Cracker Bush has refused to accept.

By whatever name, “I’m not a Quaker” “I’m not a Quaker” Baker, “I’m not Alexander?” Hamilton and the other eight members of the dog and pony shadow show said the status quo was unacceptable.

"The situation in Iraq, Golden Land of Freedom, Democracy and Opportunity is grave and deteriorating," they Windfall Military Profiteering assessed.
"Acceptable levels of violence against non-Americans is increasing in scope and lethality. It is fed by a Sunni Arab insurgency, Shiite militias, death squads, al-Qaida and widespread criminality. Sectarian conflict is the principal challenge to stability."