Alternate Werewolf Oompah Band Song Lyrics

Alternate Werewolf Song

The werewolf is a monster, a very hairy man
But his unruly tonsure makes him seem awfully grand

He rides upon a dream horse, he rides it round and round
He rides up to the P-Force and brings the sucker down

His hidden aggravation is a foolish man named Earl
Earl has a deputation to chase him around the world

When the werewolf awakens in the forest of the night
His mentality is soon shaken by yellow lunar light

The werewolf is so lonely, pining for a werewolf girl
He scans the whole colony just to get a whirl

He is an alternawerewolf, a really trendy guy
His clothes are so nerd-proof, they really catch your eye

The werewolf is a monster, a very hairy man
But his unruly tonsure makes him seem awfully grand

Whiffing and pa-pooting, the werewolf lopes along
Snouting and be-snooting, he sings this werewolf song

O, the werewolf is a monster, a very hairy man
But his unruly tonsure makes him seem awfully grand