Trick Ass Bitches Poised to Steal Election

This election continues to heat up! In a surprise change from the political chicanery of the two previous, high-jacked Presidential Elections, this year's Mid-Term election will be high-jacked by a deployment of some 1,000,000 Trick Ass Bitches, stationed strategically at polling places around the nation.

Mainstream Media Political Pundits and Moguls observed today on major media outlets that both major parties have spent approximately One Billion Dollars each in procuring the services of these million professional Trick Ass Bitches to slurp, sodomize, fornicate and lesbianize the areas around the polls, proferring sexual favors in return for votes and / or access to the controls of the electronic voting machines. Can you dig it?

When voters mosey down to the polls to place their votes in battleground locations, the Trick Ass Bitches will swarm on them like the naked babes on the swabbies in the movie "Mutiny On The Bounty" skillfully forcing rude, crude but efficacious salacious lubricated lust upon them. In return, the sexually gratified voting minions will vote as directed after having mind-numbing sex with the Trick Ass Bitches.

Voters Beware - This Election is Being Stolen by Trick Ass Bitches!

Thanks for listening.