May 11, 2007

Grandiose Lesbian Wedding Terminates in Rare Twin Partner Birth

Dual Nude Pregnant Lesbian Nuptials for wife Jessica Simpson and wife Terri Schiavo displayed the two Celebrants in Full Shining Abdomen distension terminating in a rare dual-partner pregnancy twin childbirth upon the Lesbian Wedding Altar to the everlasting Charm of Us All.

"I Jessica, promise to nudely suckle my Lesbian baby while wearing shiny skin creams," was part of the lovely vows chanted by Wife Jessica. "We now pledge to build a world without men, a world of harmony and fun." During vows, a nude pregnant Lesbian Soul Choir hummed Oompah Band Music.

Suddenly after the Earth Mother Priestess pronounced the glowing couple Wife and Wife, both women began to experience labor pains and soon were writhing upon the Altar of the Earth Mother in the Joys of Childbirth. As the twin Lesbian birthing unfolded in all its glory over the next five hours, the congregation joined together is the joyous sacrament of pregnant nude monogamous male-exclusion Lesbian Physical Love.

The couple had become jointly pregnant with each other's Lesbian Love-Children nine months hence during a bout of unbridled Lesbian cavorting and sex. The amazing biological function of dual Lesbian twin conception has only recently been recognized. As you know, this function doesn’t require any troublesome, filthy male genital or sperm participation and is consummated entirely on the basis of healthy, frequent Lesbian Sexual Interactions over a period of several months.

The newborn twin baby Lesbian offspring suckled at their dual mothers' swollen breasts to cap off the ceremony, a solemn private affair attended by 1,000 close Lesbian LaLeche League friends.

What a pleasant, male-free erotic celebration it was!

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3 Comments:

At 12:12 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

I am laughing and fighting off that small pang of guilt for finding this hilarious.

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B said...

Imagine my near shame in reporting it.

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger microdot said...

i thought i was on the guest list...but those bouncers...ouchie!

 

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