December 24, 2008

Omniscient Flying Fat Man with Revenge on His Mind

The flying fat man knows if you have done wrong and plans to even the score with you if this is the case. Being omniscient, he presents a formidable figure from which one cannot run and hide. He can enter any house undetected, leaving no evidence behind.

Hopefully, you have not done wrong, otherwise he is coming to see you tonight.

3 Comments:

At 9:46 AM, Blogger mud_rake said...

I would be brazen enough to offer a slight correction to said posting. The OFFM comes to one's house regardless of preconditions of naughtiness or niceness. To the nice, the usual; to the naughty, a slit throat swiftly done with his tulwar.

 
At 5:26 PM, Blogger microdot said...

Carumba!
I must go into hiding!
We will fight zees flying fat man!
Who does he think he is?
Do not let yourself become behoodled by him and his fancy "ways"....

 
At 12:46 AM, Blogger Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B said...

Hopefully, all have survived the Omniscient Flying Fat Man's revenge (or lack thereof).

 

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