"Here, girl! Tweet, tweet. Down girl!" and other good pick-up lines

If I toss you a peanut, can you catch it in your mouth?

You look really dumb and I’m a moron. Let’s get stupid!

You just get out of the pen’ too?

Are there hooters in there somewhere?

I grew up on the farm, so I’m used to dating animals.

Now, I dig women with big asses, but this is crazy!

If I squint, you’re pretty.

You have a pretty mouth.

Can I have some of that after-shave you’re wearing?

You aren’t violent, are you?

Just guess here, but you ever done it on a City Bus?

Mama told me not to come here, but Noooooo!

What’s your USDA rating?

I’m a bug tester.

Roses are red, violets are blue, let me borrow a pinch of your chew.

Some of the guys say you’ll blow anyone.

I’m desperate. Can we go to the parking lot?

What are you wearing that for?

Omigod! Your face!

How tall are you when you squat?

If you and I do it, we’ll create a new sub-species.

Were you just in a fight or something?

You make me want to turn gay.

Wow! This is just like a monster movie.

Here’s $5, follow me.

Sure wish I was blind!

I work for beer.

Nasty! Will you wear this bag?

You gross me out and I like it.